Spam Poetry

A survivor was quoted as saying the earth shook like jelly…..

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An association is giving away free tickets to the movie, “High School Musical 2″.

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Here is another set of 15 spam emails’ subject headings. Let’s see what kind of spam poetry we can come up with.

I used to be cheerleader… Now I just look sexy all…day…long…
Your Phone Details:
my name is jessica. I am hot… in more ways than one!…
my name is sara and I guarantee that I am the most go…
I am on yahoo cams right now…..
NOTICE:Target Card
Marlbro vs. Camel
Your Response Required
Free Smokes
Lifetime Membership
[TICKET 75672] - Problem with Shipping
John Deere Tractor
Free Lifetime Cams
Papa John’s
Wanna chat with me tonight? 19/f
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I’ll be back to read your entries. Thanks!

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71% of members got laid qt5
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Spam poetry contest for the month of August 2007.

The poem can be about any theme but should be suitable for the general audience readership, sans censorship. You can write and paste your entry in this comments section. A winner will be picked at random or all the entries will be compiled and posted here for readers to nominate a winner. The entry with the most number of votes wins. The giveaway cash prize USD $5 will be announced later and deposited into the winner’s paypal account. If you don’t have a paypal account, you can open one for free here. You only need to use your valid email address. Thank you.

Spam dating.
I AM URGENTLY WAITING FOR YOUR CALL OR EMAIL.
You can also ask for marriage status, phone numbers, age, interests and so forth…

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This is a poem couplet formed by blind dating two spam emails.

Guess who answered?
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Anyone for spamming this into a can?