Spam Poetry

Does absence makes the heart grow fonder and makes the sender and receiver more conducive to mending fences? Or is the foray into peacemaking a veiled attempt at something more sinister? This spam poem is a couplet formed by soliciting two email subject headings. Spam acts as a harbinger of news. The Trojan alert warns of an underwave ahead.

Spam becomes your domestic watchdog.
Trojan Alert!
You’ve received a greeting card from a Family member!

^^

What is in the family of White House staffers stays in the family. Read about the White House email scam here.

Here is another type of alert.

Can smokers help prevent fires? By smothering out the cigarette butt on the sign? ;)

Spam billows on the smokes.
Cigarette Survey: Vote for the Camel, the Cowboy, or Smoke-Free
Which pack of cigarettes do you prefer?
This will make sense in a few moments.
It cannot live heah, to discuss the assumption is a special elevator was
Conglomerate be stopped him and impossible: to have you went on the.
I can help u with this
Your x life must not suffer! vdtudqba
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Save your money now ! Get the best meds here.
:(

The humor of the poem lies in the standard sales pitch. It does not matter whatever brand of “ciggies” the consumer chooses, impotency is a hinted consequence and the spammer presents us with “mandalay bayâ€? to save money now. Please click on the link to read more about cigarette induced impotency. Human rights are respected. The choice of smoking is up to the individual. After the setback, comes the cure; the “best medsâ€?. The consumer might as well kick cigarette butts, kick ash and save money on cigars and pharmaceutical cures.

Spam connects virtual reality into reality
if you like hot chicks yourname@yahoo.com, you are going to love me!
Seems some users are entrigued by the capability of the virtual world
To bring them directly in touch with the ‘untouchables’.
I am on yahoo cams right now…..
If you are ready to hack your live video stream to add
pro-looking effects and tools into the mix, your search may be over.
Wanna chat with me tonight? 19/f
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for the dogs.
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I’ve been careful not to overdo it too, after all she might grow to
think it’s not all that bad after all.
;)

When you click on the “virtual world” link, you’ll be teleported into virtual reality. You can create your avatars and virtual world and play there. Remember to come out into our reality and read/comment for me here again. Thank you.

Spam Poetry.
This is a poem created by taking the subject lines from spam emails. Humor is intentional. Any offence is unintentional. You are all invited to share your interesting spam’s subject lines. Maybe we can all pitch in and create some spam poetry for everyone to enjoy. Thanks.

Spam’s Online Social Networking.
Hi there yourname@yahoo.com,
Just saw you on yahoo messenger
23/f here Do you want to meet or chat?
I’m Blonde and ready…
casino party @
imperial palace
Magic in a bottle
9 inches and you rock!
Free Samples Revlon Lotion Sample.

;)