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Thursday, July 26th, 2007

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Spam cigarettes.
Marlbro vs. Camel
Free Smokes
Quality medications & Natural weight loss all over the world. 858
[TICKET 75672] - Problem with Shipping
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Sometimes, a spam email builds up hype and then lets you down with a big bang. It proves that you can’t have your cake and eat it too. This is a funny poem on how the offer on free, medicated and weight reducing smokes goes up in smoke when the bad news is revealed. There is the problem in shipping! It all boils down to the adage; nothing in the world comes free.

Here is a link that offers free cigarettes .

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Spam sells cigarettes and medicines in one breath.

Saturday, July 21st, 2007

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Can smokers help prevent fires? By smothering out the cigarette butt on the sign? ;)

Spam billows on the smokes.
Cigarette Survey: Vote for the Camel, the Cowboy, or Smoke-Free
Which pack of cigarettes do you prefer?
This will make sense in a few moments.
It cannot live heah, to discuss the assumption is a special elevator was
Conglomerate be stopped him and impossible: to have you went on the.
I can help u with this
Your x life must not suffer! vdtudqba
US based pharmacy presents
mandalay bay
Save your money now ! Get the best meds here.
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The humor of the poem lies in the standard sales pitch. It does not matter whatever brand of “ciggies” the consumer chooses, impotency is a hinted consequence and the spammer presents us with “mandalay bayâ€? to save money now. Please click on the link to read more about cigarette induced impotency. Human rights are respected. The choice of smoking is up to the individual. After the setback, comes the cure; the “best medsâ€?. The consumer might as well kick cigarette butts, kick ash and save money on cigars and pharmaceutical cures.

About Spam Poetry

Spam poetry uses text from spam. Spam may come from instant messaging spam, chat room spam, newsgroup spam, forum spam, mobile phone spam, online messaging spam, spamdexing, blog spam, wiki spam, guestbook spam, hobbit spam, in-gaming spam and denial of service spam. Spam tries to sell everything to potential customers. Possible retailers are credit cards, debit cards, loan consolidation, bad debt consolidation, cheap pharmaceutical drugs, watches, online casinos, online businesses, internet marketing, customer relations services, dating websites, universities and many other sellers. Spam is fun.

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