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Bernard, cows are inseminated by seamen? Google this.

Monday, August 13th, 2007

Which one of these:
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are responsible for these:
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Bwahaha. Spelling howlers! The article’s source is Agence France-Presse. For centuries, the French and English have been at one another’s throats. Now, the French have dug up dirt and recovered a gem. Lol.

Spam poem.
Cow.
Can You Afford NOT To Know The 9 Dollar Solution?
Web Pro News Download:
Oracle Apps PreSales Consultant /
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Love,
Ann.

Stanley, a poem for you. (I refinance myself.)

Friday, August 10th, 2007

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I got this for you since its 12 mixed with a bonus of 6 free here . Yeah, I know I’m cheap but the more, the merrier.

Spam poem for Stanley.

Dear Stanley,
Samples are being shipped to your area
Take our Market Research Survey & Get a $100 Visa Gift Card
All love enhancers on one portal!
native american casino
Let our Debt Wizard Get you out of debt
eBay Sellers are Making 10K Per/Month
Your Response is required

And don’t forget the commenting contest. However, I can understand if you choose not to comment. This will be just between the two of us. * L*

Love,
Ann.

Chelsea Handler’s “Going Horizontal” in bed will rock you! freecreditreport.

Monday, August 6th, 2007

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Chelsea Handler is a New Jersey comedian, actress and new author. She kisses and tells all in her book about one night stands in her life. The article is here.

Spam poem for this post.
Bedroom Available immediatly for working couple or working women
Eazy to call home
Directfreelance
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Would you like an extra USD $300/200/100? I belong to this blogging network called www.451press.com , with over 300 blogs. Any commentator who makes a non-spam comment will stand a chance to win one of the three cash prizes. The Admin will pick the winners. You can comment here or in any of the 451press blogs to enter the contest. This is only for the month of August ‘07. Good luck.

Love,
Ann.

Faith Hill frowns as Tim McGraw’s balls are grabbed by a woman!

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

FaithHillTimMcGraw.jpg Original source of article and photo from KansasCity. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill had finished their performance at a concert at Cajundome in Lafayette, La., when a greeting fan suddenly made a grab at his crotch. Girls will be girls…

This poem couplet was created by the intermingling of 2 spam emails’ contents. Sometimes, these lines are so rich in humor that the opportunity to pair them in prose is too good a chance to pass up.

Girls will be girls.
two girls in bed, both shocked fear dash
Make your product have an emotional appeal to them
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Love,
Ann.

Credit cards, loans, bad debts, finance.

Friday, July 27th, 2007

What happens here? Here is a poem couplet composed from 2 spam emails.
Interested In Criminal Justice?
Gain Up to 6+ ug
*
Do you think being taller will help him?
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There is a Simpson’s Movie (2007) review here.

Harry Potter Movie Trivia.

Sales training trick.

Friday, July 27th, 2007

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This is a still image. The proof is in the 4 place markers, shaped like “Y” s. The 4 outer circles look like they are rotating because of the optical illusion.

This poem is a couplet formed by 2 spam emails deep in cohorts.

Like an optical illusion trick.
Trick your mind
Get the best sales training on your own desktop..

Check out this website for more optical illusions.

Coconuts over vanilla ice!!!

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Will vanilla ice farm coconuts?
i’m jenna… and I’m a HOT Farm Girl!!!
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Fortunately, we’ve never endured a direct hit, but we always feel better
by people, but staring
Handsome and Cool Bikers looking for fun!
weather man recommends we take shelter, the final phase of the routine
goes into action.
Party with me! vanilla ice
*
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For Harry Potter book and movie reviews, please click here. Thanks.

Spam high fashion accessories.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Spam dressing is the wardrobe manager.
somename@yahoo.com can’t stand s ex all night long?
I’m sorry to hear that
SuperSize It Today ! kz
Turbo Charged Grass Seed
All love enhancers on one portal!
*wink*
*wink*

Supersize the meat.
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If you’re interested in Harry Potter books and movie revews, a bunch of them are here . Thanks.

Spam free cigarettes.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

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Spam cigarettes.
Marlbro vs. Camel
Free Smokes
Quality medications & Natural weight loss all over the world. 858
[TICKET 75672] - Problem with Shipping
:(

Sometimes, a spam email builds up hype and then lets you down with a big bang. It proves that you can’t have your cake and eat it too. This is a funny poem on how the offer on free, medicated and weight reducing smokes goes up in smoke when the bad news is revealed. There is the problem in shipping! It all boils down to the adage; nothing in the world comes free.

Here is a link that offers free cigarettes .

If you’re interested in Harry Potter, Book 7, book reviews, a bunch of them are linked on the main page here. Thanks.

Spam moderates domestic blog wars.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

Does absence makes the heart grow fonder and makes the sender and receiver more conducive to mending fences? Or is the foray into peacemaking a veiled attempt at something more sinister? This spam poem is a couplet formed by soliciting two email subject headings. Spam acts as a harbinger of news. The Trojan alert warns of an underwave ahead.

Spam becomes your domestic watchdog.
Trojan Alert!
You’ve received a greeting card from a Family member!

^^

What is in the family of White House staffers stays in the family. Read about the White House email scam here.

Here is another type of alert.

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Spam sells cigarettes and medicines in one breath.

Saturday, July 21st, 2007

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Can smokers help prevent fires? By smothering out the cigarette butt on the sign? ;)

Spam billows on the smokes.
Cigarette Survey: Vote for the Camel, the Cowboy, or Smoke-Free
Which pack of cigarettes do you prefer?
This will make sense in a few moments.
It cannot live heah, to discuss the assumption is a special elevator was
Conglomerate be stopped him and impossible: to have you went on the.
I can help u with this
Your x life must not suffer! vdtudqba
US based pharmacy presents
mandalay bay
Save your money now ! Get the best meds here.
:(

The humor of the poem lies in the standard sales pitch. It does not matter whatever brand of “ciggies” the consumer chooses, impotency is a hinted consequence and the spammer presents us with “mandalay bayâ€? to save money now. Please click on the link to read more about cigarette induced impotency. Human rights are respected. The choice of smoking is up to the individual. After the setback, comes the cure; the “best medsâ€?. The consumer might as well kick cigarette butts, kick ash and save money on cigars and pharmaceutical cures.

Spam comments have logistics problem.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

This couplet is created by joining two email subject headers. The juxtaposition humor is intended.

Spam in a can might fit better with a new dimension.
[TICKET 75672] - Problem with Shipping
ADD 4 INCHES IN LENGTH

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