Spam Poetry

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Bwahaha. Spelling howlers! The article’s source is Agence France-Presse. For centuries, the French and English have been at one another’s throats. Now, the French have dug up dirt and recovered a gem. Lol.

Spam poem.
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Love,
Ann.

I got this for you since its 12 mixed with a bonus of 6 free here . Yeah, I know I’m cheap but the more, the merrier.

Spam poem for Stanley.

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And don’t forget the commenting contest. However, I can understand if you choose not to comment. This will be just between the two of us. * L*

Love,
Ann.

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Love,
Ann.

Original source of article and photo from KansasCity. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill had finished their performance at a concert at Cajundome in Lafayette, La., when a greeting fan suddenly made a grab at his crotch. Girls will be girls…

This poem couplet was created by the intermingling of 2 spam emails’ contents. Sometimes, these lines are so rich in humor that the opportunity to pair them in prose is too good a chance to pass up.

Girls will be girls.
two girls in bed, both shocked fear dash
Make your product have an emotional appeal to them
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Love,
Ann.

What happens here? Here is a poem couplet composed from 2 spam emails.
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There is a Simpson’s Movie (2007) review here.

Harry Potter Movie Trivia.

This is a still image. The proof is in the 4 place markers, shaped like “Y” s. The 4 outer circles look like they are rotating because of the optical illusion.

This poem is a couplet formed by 2 spam emails deep in cohorts.

Like an optical illusion trick.
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i’m jenna… and I’m a HOT Farm Girl!!!
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Fortunately, we’ve never endured a direct hit, but we always feel better
by people, but staring
Handsome and Cool Bikers looking for fun!
weather man recommends we take shelter, the final phase of the routine
goes into action.
Party with me! vanilla ice
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Spam dressing is the wardrobe manager.
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I’m sorry to hear that
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Supersize the meat.

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Sometimes, a spam email builds up hype and then lets you down with a big bang. It proves that you can’t have your cake and eat it too. This is a funny poem on how the offer on free, medicated and weight reducing smokes goes up in smoke when the bad news is revealed. There is the problem in shipping! It all boils down to the adage; nothing in the world comes free.

Here is a link that offers free cigarettes .

If you’re interested in Harry Potter, Book 7, book reviews, a bunch of them are linked on the main page here. Thanks.

Does absence makes the heart grow fonder and makes the sender and receiver more conducive to mending fences? Or is the foray into peacemaking a veiled attempt at something more sinister? This spam poem is a couplet formed by soliciting two email subject headings. Spam acts as a harbinger of news. The Trojan alert warns of an underwave ahead.

Spam becomes your domestic watchdog.
Trojan Alert!
You’ve received a greeting card from a Family member!

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What is in the family of White House staffers stays in the family. Read about the White House email scam here.

Here is another type of alert.

Can smokers help prevent fires? By smothering out the cigarette butt on the sign? ;)

Spam billows on the smokes.
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Which pack of cigarettes do you prefer?
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The humor of the poem lies in the standard sales pitch. It does not matter whatever brand of “ciggies” the consumer chooses, impotency is a hinted consequence and the spammer presents us with “mandalay bayâ€? to save money now. Please click on the link to read more about cigarette induced impotency. Human rights are respected. The choice of smoking is up to the individual. After the setback, comes the cure; the “best medsâ€?. The consumer might as well kick cigarette butts, kick ash and save money on cigars and pharmaceutical cures.

This couplet is created by joining two email subject headers. The juxtaposition humor is intended.

Spam in a can might fit better with a new dimension.
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