Spam Poetry

Original source of article and photo from KansasCity. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill had finished their performance at a concert at Cajundome in Lafayette, La., when a greeting fan suddenly made a grab at his crotch. Girls will be girls…

This poem couplet was created by the intermingling of 2 spam emails’ contents. Sometimes, these lines are so rich in humor that the opportunity to pair them in prose is too good a chance to pass up.

Girls will be girls.
two girls in bed, both shocked fear dash
Make your product have an emotional appeal to them
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Love,
Ann.

Spam cigarettes.
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Sometimes, a spam email builds up hype and then lets you down with a big bang. It proves that you can’t have your cake and eat it too. This is a funny poem on how the offer on free, medicated and weight reducing smokes goes up in smoke when the bad news is revealed. There is the problem in shipping! It all boils down to the adage; nothing in the world comes free.

Here is a link that offers free cigarettes .

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This couplet is created by joining two email subject headers. The juxtaposition humor is intended.

Spam in a can might fit better with a new dimension.
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