Spam Poetry

This short poem couplet is formed by taking the subject titles of 2 spam emails. It is a mere coincidence that spam emails sometimes ask questions that can be answered by other spam. Do you get these type of emails?

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I bought into a few programs and discovered they were about proliferating, not money, but more spam. :( Have you ever responded to spam? Are the offers as good as they come by?