Spam Poetry

Original source of article and photo from KansasCity. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill had finished their performance at a concert at Cajundome in Lafayette, La., when a greeting fan suddenly made a grab at his crotch. Girls will be girls…

This poem couplet was created by the intermingling of 2 spam emails’ contents. Sometimes, these lines are so rich in humor that the opportunity to pair them in prose is too good a chance to pass up.

Girls will be girls.
two girls in bed, both shocked fear dash
Make your product have an emotional appeal to them
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Love,
Ann.

This is a poem composed of ebay spams.
eBay Sellers are Making 10K Per/Month
Learn the Secrets to eBay!
Your Future is Waiting On eBay
Picture Yourself an eBay Millionaire!
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Do you have dreams of becoming an eBay millionaire?

What happens here? Here is a poem couplet composed from 2 spam emails.
Interested In Criminal Justice?
Gain Up to 6+ ug
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Do you think being taller will help him?

There is a Simpson’s Movie (2007) review here.

Harry Potter Movie Trivia.

This is a still image. The proof is in the 4 place markers, shaped like “Y” s. The 4 outer circles look like they are rotating because of the optical illusion.

This poem is a couplet formed by 2 spam emails deep in cohorts.

Like an optical illusion trick.
Trick your mind
Get the best sales training on your own desktop..

Check out this website for more optical illusions.

Will vanilla ice farm coconuts?
i’m jenna… and I’m a HOT Farm Girl!!!
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Fortunately, we’ve never endured a direct hit, but we always feel better
by people, but staring
Handsome and Cool Bikers looking for fun!
weather man recommends we take shelter, the final phase of the routine
goes into action.
Party with me! vanilla ice
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Spam dressing is the wardrobe manager.
somename@yahoo.com can’t stand s ex all night long?
I’m sorry to hear that
SuperSize It Today ! kz
Turbo Charged Grass Seed
All love enhancers on one portal!
*wink*
*wink*

Supersize the meat.

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Spam cigarettes.
Marlbro vs. Camel
Free Smokes
Quality medications & Natural weight loss all over the world. 858
[TICKET 75672] - Problem with Shipping
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Sometimes, a spam email builds up hype and then lets you down with a big bang. It proves that you can’t have your cake and eat it too. This is a funny poem on how the offer on free, medicated and weight reducing smokes goes up in smoke when the bad news is revealed. There is the problem in shipping! It all boils down to the adage; nothing in the world comes free.

Here is a link that offers free cigarettes .

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Does absence makes the heart grow fonder and makes the sender and receiver more conducive to mending fences? Or is the foray into peacemaking a veiled attempt at something more sinister? This spam poem is a couplet formed by soliciting two email subject headings. Spam acts as a harbinger of news. The Trojan alert warns of an underwave ahead.

Spam becomes your domestic watchdog.
Trojan Alert!
You’ve received a greeting card from a Family member!

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What is in the family of White House staffers stays in the family. Read about the White House email scam here.

Here is another type of alert.

Spam rises your blood pressure and more.
My name is Leslie and I love getting dirty with other girls.
5-speed transmission with in-line shift pattern
I am an Attention Whore
One-piece 12 gauge steel frame
and I am proud to show you what I have to offer!
Powerful 18.5 HP Anti-Vibration engine tough enough to handle all your …….
And you can see it all on my private webcam…
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a real riding mower, rushed to your front door.

:)

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This poem is created by dicing and combining two email messages, selling two different things. Can you tell what are the sales products being hawkered? Can you dice these into a spicier cocktail? Thank you for sharing Happy Hour.

Spam dating.
I AM URGENTLY WAITING FOR YOUR CALL OR EMAIL.
You can also ask for marriage status, phone numbers, age, interests and so forth…

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This is a poem couplet formed by blind dating two spam emails.

Guess who answered?
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Anyone for spamming this into a can?

Can smokers help prevent fires? By smothering out the cigarette butt on the sign? ;)

Spam billows on the smokes.
Cigarette Survey: Vote for the Camel, the Cowboy, or Smoke-Free
Which pack of cigarettes do you prefer?
This will make sense in a few moments.
It cannot live heah, to discuss the assumption is a special elevator was
Conglomerate be stopped him and impossible: to have you went on the.
I can help u with this
Your x life must not suffer! vdtudqba
US based pharmacy presents
mandalay bay
Save your money now ! Get the best meds here.
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The humor of the poem lies in the standard sales pitch. It does not matter whatever brand of “ciggies” the consumer chooses, impotency is a hinted consequence and the spammer presents us with “mandalay bayâ€? to save money now. Please click on the link to read more about cigarette induced impotency. Human rights are respected. The choice of smoking is up to the individual. After the setback, comes the cure; the “best medsâ€?. The consumer might as well kick cigarette butts, kick ash and save money on cigars and pharmaceutical cures.

Spam connects virtual reality into reality
if you like hot chicks yourname@yahoo.com, you are going to love me!
Seems some users are entrigued by the capability of the virtual world
To bring them directly in touch with the ‘untouchables’.
I am on yahoo cams right now…..
If you are ready to hack your live video stream to add
pro-looking effects and tools into the mix, your search may be over.
Wanna chat with me tonight? 19/f
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for the dogs.
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Just hit this.
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I’ve been careful not to overdo it too, after all she might grow to
think it’s not all that bad after all.
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When you click on the “virtual world” link, you’ll be teleported into virtual reality. You can create your avatars and virtual world and play there. Remember to come out into our reality and read/comment for me here again. Thank you.

Spam says these are money making gadgets.

SEENET editors share their must-have gadgets.
Big Yummy Milky Boobs 2007
It’s slow and it’s a horrible resource hog.
it would surprise no one if all the big spenders imploded next season.

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This poem is created by dicing two emails’ messages. The serious and light-hearted marry to give us the hilarious. Did the milking photograph surprise you? Thanks for being here for the milk delivery. Please return here for the next delivery. This milkmaid is very grateful for all your wonderful visitations. :)

This couplet is created by joining two email subject headers. The juxtaposition humor is intended.

Spam in a can might fit better with a new dimension.
[TICKET 75672] - Problem with Shipping
ADD 4 INCHES IN LENGTH

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Spam comments to the woman to comment to the man…….
on bodice.

eddbd Give your woman something to work with bjim
bodice preoccupation
She will love you more than any other guy.
:)

This poem is composed from the subject titles of spam emails. It has an omnipotent message at the conclusion.

Spam on love in drag aka gender in crossdressing.
lover territory
She/He will love this impart
get her into bed today ls
Spend your night like a pronstar opera
I’m sorry to hear that
ABC can’t stand s ex all night long?
Meet women in your area, married single women looking for casual hook ups
Exc|usIve teen chicks wI|L make yOur any dream cOme true!walls
Best love dr@gs at best store!

:)

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Spam Poetry.
This is a poem created by taking the subject lines from spam emails. Humor is intentional. Any offence is unintentional. You are all invited to share your interesting spam’s subject lines. Maybe we can all pitch in and create some spam poetry for everyone to enjoy. Thanks.

Spam’s Online Social Networking.
Hi there yourname@yahoo.com,
Just saw you on yahoo messenger
23/f here Do you want to meet or chat?
I’m Blonde and ready…
casino party @
imperial palace
Magic in a bottle
9 inches and you rock!
Free Samples Revlon Lotion Sample.

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