Spam Poetry

Original source of article and photo from KansasCity. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill had finished their performance at a concert at Cajundome in Lafayette, La., when a greeting fan suddenly made a grab at his crotch. Girls will be girls…

This poem couplet was created by the intermingling of 2 spam emails’ contents. Sometimes, these lines are so rich in humor that the opportunity to pair them in prose is too good a chance to pass up.

Girls will be girls.
two girls in bed, both shocked fear dash
Make your product have an emotional appeal to them
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Love,
Ann.

Will vanilla ice farm coconuts?
i’m jenna… and I’m a HOT Farm Girl!!!
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Fortunately, we’ve never endured a direct hit, but we always feel better
by people, but staring
Handsome and Cool Bikers looking for fun!
weather man recommends we take shelter, the final phase of the routine
goes into action.
Party with me! vanilla ice
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Spam rises your blood pressure and more.
My name is Leslie and I love getting dirty with other girls.
5-speed transmission with in-line shift pattern
I am an Attention Whore
One-piece 12 gauge steel frame
and I am proud to show you what I have to offer!
Powerful 18.5 HP Anti-Vibration engine tough enough to handle all your …….
And you can see it all on my private webcam…
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a real riding mower, rushed to your front door.

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This poem is created by dicing and combining two email messages, selling two different things. Can you tell what are the sales products being hawkered? Can you dice these into a spicier cocktail? Thank you for sharing Happy Hour.