Spam Poetry

Does absence makes the heart grow fonder and makes the sender and receiver more conducive to mending fences? Or is the foray into peacemaking a veiled attempt at something more sinister? This spam poem is a couplet formed by soliciting two email subject headings. Spam acts as a harbinger of news. The Trojan alert warns of an underwave ahead.

Spam becomes your domestic watchdog.
Trojan Alert!
You’ve received a greeting card from a Family member!

^^

What is in the family of White House staffers stays in the family. Read about the White House email scam here.

Here is another type of alert.

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This spam poem has been composed from several spam emails. Thank you for being here.

Spam dating.
I AM URGENTLY WAITING FOR YOUR CALL OR EMAIL.
You can also ask for marriage status, phone numbers, age, interests and so forth…

;)
This is a poem couplet formed by blind dating two spam emails.

Guess who answered?
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Anyone for spamming this into a can?

Spam spams a joke

allure
bdk Get A Bigger Today! xnef
sprightly dilettante
:D

The creator of the above spam email used a big word to elude the common spam filters.

Is Manga style comic drawing dilettante enough? ;)

Or may be this?