Spam Poetry

Spam rises your blood pressure and more.
My name is Leslie and I love getting dirty with other girls.
5-speed transmission with in-line shift pattern
I am an Attention Whore
One-piece 12 gauge steel frame
and I am proud to show you what I have to offer!
Powerful 18.5 HP Anti-Vibration engine tough enough to handle all your …….
And you can see it all on my private webcam…
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a real riding mower, rushed to your front door.

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This poem is created by dicing and combining two email messages, selling two different things. Can you tell what are the sales products being hawkered? Can you dice these into a spicier cocktail? Thank you for sharing Happy Hour.