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Who killed Harry Potter’s Hedwig?

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Goodbye, Hedwig. You have served your master well. The Death Eater gave you a BBQ but Harry gave you a cremation to preserve your dignity. Hedwig dies in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 4.

This video is a comedy. Please do not take offence at the grammar/vocabulary.

Hedwig has always been Harry’s messenger. Now, she becomes a recipient of this spam email poem. Besides trying to sell her Phenterthin, we wish to send free web traffic to her website on the Other Side.

Spam poem for Hedwig
Hi
Email.cae2d6692a.pdf attached
Don’t Be Shy Over Your Size
Womens Health - Phenterthin
Impotence meds at best prices!
Got a Website? Want FREE Traffic? Check Out YORGOO!!!
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Did you shed tears when Hedwig was killed?

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One Response to “Who killed Harry Potter’s Hedwig?”

  1. Katherine Kipper Says:

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